things i suck at:
- life
- relationships
- being attractive
- being normal
- being likable
- html coding
- photoshop
(Source: badtexter)
do you realise that every text post is just you talking to yourself until someone notices
(Source: frowninglessons)
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life
do you ever reblog something for the sole purpose of seeing if a specific individual will also reblog it like ‘oh look at this gif of this movie this person likes i will reblog it and it will be like irresistible catnip to them’ and then when they do reblog it i get to cackle alone in the dark of my room because i am controlling the actions of a stranger over the internet you have no free will
(Source: surfjohnstevens)
- me: hi
- photoshop: no
- that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
- and you turn into a total freak
- WHERE ARE YOU AT
- WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
- DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
- DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
- WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
- DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
- TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
(Source: johnnystorm)
(Source: johannamasons)
I’m not a stalker I’m a high functioning fangirl do your research
- attractive person: hi
- me: is this some kind of sick joke
